Dry Hump Etiquette
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Step 1
Find secluded area
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Step 2
Activate proper mood music.
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Step 3
Grab partner by the waist.
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Step 4
Press up against clothed body.
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Step 5
Grind fabrics profusely.
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Step 6
Repeat until fabric is worn through. Or until parents come home and totally spaz out for reasons that are, like, so totally unfair. Whichever comes first.
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DO NOT
attempt while naked. Defeats the purpose. Plus, it’s totally slutty.
Illustrations by Chad Diez