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Rated:  Seek Therapy
By: Paul W
It is tough to gauge which one looks more uncomfortable.
Rated: Okay, Now You're Starting to Scare Me
By: B. Fothmi
I hope you burned that dress- or gave it back to your grandmother. Is that Oprah in the background?
Rated: Seek Therapy
By: KB
Is that Oprah or a tumor?
Rated: Seek Therapy
By: Willard
Did Tom submit this under a pen name?
Rated: Most Mortifying
By: srm
Did that spiral perm ever grow out?
Rated: Least Mortifying
By: Nicole
This is not a mortifying pic! With Oprah in the background and Tom Cruise standing next to you, you can't go wrong! This is a photo best saved for bragging.
Rated: Most Mortifying
By: Ann
Scary hair! Scary dress!
Rated: Seek Therapy
By: steven
was there food behind the cameraman??? Oprah looks like a buzzard that just spotted fresh kill.
Rated: Most Mortifying
By: Morticia
Don't let the hands hang! That was your chance to grab some of Tom. Opportunity wasted.
Rated: Sorta Mortifying
By: Scott
Ok, so you look like your about thirteen and as comfortable in your bones as well, a 13 year old. Tom Cruise on the other hand looks like one hell of a nice guy. Who knew?
Rated: Most Mortifying
By: xxxx
scary
Rated: Sorta Mortifying
By: mosettastone
oh my god!!! I hAD THAT DRESS!!! one of those laura ashley knock offs you got at jcpenneys or target or something. i love that dress.... and i've met tc too and he's seamlessly nice in person...he greets you like you're an old drinking buddy that he wants to knock heads with and hi five and all that shit. what a crazy act.
Rated: Sorta Mortifying
By: nevermind
I would have been embaressed to meet tom cruise wearing THAT
Rated: Least Mortifying
By: miles monroe
did he attack your knowledge of prescription medication or call you "glib"?
Rated: Most Mortifying
By: moonie
This is amazing for so many reasons: I can't believe you went to the Oprah show in the first place, plus her psycho boyfriend, Tom Cruise, was the guest AND you got backstage! AND Oprah is randomly in the background?! you're my idol.
Rated: Sorta Mortifying
By: gridleyman
I see where that left hand of yours was heading for! You Slut!
Rated: Seek Therapy
By: Damaged
Simply amazing. Your parents should be jailed for dressing you so.
Rated: Least Mortifying
By: Pawketaces
Unlike what you say on your backstory, I do think Tom had pedophilia on the min.... wait hold on. Someone is knocking at the door....... It was one of Tom's lawyers. At this time I would like to publicly proclaim that Tom Cruise has never had a pedophilic thought in his life and Tom Cruise is not gay nor has ever even once had a gay thought in his life. Now will you please drop the lawsuit Mr. Cruise?
Rated: Seek Therapy
By: 5339
i saw that hand!!
Rated: Okay, Now You're Starting to Scare Me
By: me@meme.me
i totally think that tom cruise looks almost as creepy as michael jackson in this particular photo. i would be afraid. very afraid.
Rated: Seek Therapy
By: Jenn
I'm glad you got your hair done up all special in that truly vogue "double triangle" we all sported--triangle bangs, triangle back. Sweet. I bet Tom was impressed. Did it still smell like perm?
Rated: Sorta Mortifying
By: jeni-penny
tom cruise and nicole richie, BFF!
Rated: Seek Therapy
By: Ell
I would have been excited to meet to celebrities, plus go backstage at the same time. But the hair? The dress?
Rated: Okay, Now You're Starting to Scare Me
By: rms
Wow. That looks like a Dirty Dancing hairstyle right there. Any chance you wanted to be called "baby" at that time? Tom creeps me the ... out. Always has. I'd still keep it for bragging rights, but only if you swear NEVER to dress like that, or do your hair like that, again.
Rated: Seek Therapy
By: jen
Oh honey, I feel for you. I had that dress and hair too. Fortunately, I didn't meet any celebs during that time. But what's missing from your ensemble is the Blossom hat with the big flower on it!
Rated: Least Mortifying
By: GB
You look awkward but cute.
Rated: Sorta Mortifying
By: E
Not too bad
Rated: Sorta Mortifying
By: Apple
The funniest part about this pic is that you were probably older than Katie Holmes was at this time.
I'm also a big fan of the shadow your perm is casting on Oprah.
Rated: Okay, Now You're Starting to Scare Me
By: darcita666
is that your pinkie inching towards the cruise package? SWEET!
Rated: Least Mortifying
By: hre
This pic is NOT mortifying. You were cooler than TC then, and you're sure as heck cooler than him NOW!!
Rated: Sorta Mortifying
By: Edward-Wong
wow.. that dress is sepcial and look at the crazy smile TC has.. i mean seriously thats insane..
Rated: Sorta Mortifying
By: H
coulda been cute ... but that DRESS!!! Eww
Rated: Sorta Mortifying
By: ST
Nobody puts baby in a corner.
Rated: Seek Therapy
By: b3tti3
oh man, i just peed a little. (*laugh, choke*) "I'm a big fan of the shadow your perm is casting on oprah"?? hang on, i can't breathe. oh i love your dress so much. i honestly believe that Little House on the Prairie was solely to blame for them. Thank you, Melissa Gilbert!
Rated: Most Mortifying
By: yot
how did you get your hair to stay in the shape of a pyramid like that?
Rated: Sorta Mortifying
By: flipnoy73
That dress should be upholstery, or a curtain, in a 3rd world bordello. This photo also shows how, well, short, TC is. Wait, why does this remind me of Kirstin Dunst in Interview with the Vampire? Oprah also looks like she's trying to suck your brains out from the back of your head.
Rated: Least Mortifying
By: loveharpo
shame on you for not letting oprah in on the picture so she could share in your future mortification!
Rated: Sorta Mortifying
By: myselfme
it's a young jennifer grey
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