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Woe and Tell

 

Title: Double-headed Demon

Submitted by: Stephanie Escajeda
Rating: Seek Therapy


Backstory
This is an Olan Mills classic: Me thinking of the more translucent me. I was 11...and I was already a decorated soldier.

Mortifying Picture

Reader Comments

Rated: Okay, Now You're Starting to Scare Me
By: Redeka
Wow. That double image is a photo conciet that does not stand the test of time. At all. Love how it highlights the need for braces too.

Rated: Most Mortifying
By: Mr. Mortified
Which one of those badges was earned by selling enough Somoa cookies?

Rated: Most Mortifying
By: CT
The profile shot nicely captures the off-kilter eyetooth. Nice!

Rated: Most Mortifying
By: Abba Dabba
worst pic. ever.

Rated: Most Mortifying
By: Edward-Wong
its just to bad for words.

Rated: Most Mortifying
By: TxJeepGirl
Just think! When your folks purchased the portrait ... they ordered enough to send to ALL The Family! Oh, my! This may turn up later in life, in some distant relatives living room!

Rated: Most Mortifying
By: OMG!
Oh my! I love the "I borrowed my Mom's lipstick" look.

Rated: Okay, Now You're Starting to Scare Me
By: H
You must have had a difficult childhood

Rated: Least Mortifying
By: Sandy
You have a cute smile!

Rated: Most Mortifying
By: sharky
I am pretty jealous; no way I can top it.

Rated: Sorta Mortifying
By: Betsy
I like it. Look at all your awards and accomplishments as a Girl Scout--you were right to be proud. But the lipstick--gah!

Rated: Seek Therapy
By: uglyagnes
I think i have this same photo of me somewhere

Rated: Okay, Now You're Starting to Scare Me
By: me
funny.

Rated: Seek Therapy
By: Salton
Was that under shirt girl scout regulation back in 1973?

Rated: Seek Therapy
By: Jess
Oh dear lord. I had that haircut once. I can sympathize

Rated: Seek Therapy
By: Tina
So Sad

Rated: Most Mortifying
By: noackee
Posting this can only be the result of complete self-assurance about you are now. You must be commended for coming to terms with the horror of your past: the white girl afro! the "I am an utter dork" uniform! the teeth that advertise that this is from a pre-Crest White Stips and Invisalign era. Oh my, girl.

Rated: Seek Therapy
By: circus freak
Wow . . . just wow.

Rated: Seek Therapy
By: me
Wow, just to think your parents actually purchased these and passed them out! (instead of burning them!) :0

Rated: Most Mortifying
By: p. bateman
<3 LOVE IT <3

Rated: Sorta Mortifying
By: Andrea
Did you go to OLP?

Rated: Least Mortifying
By: JD
I don't get what's mortifying about this one... you're so cute! I love the make-up... even down to your pink nails! Too cute!

Rated: Okay, Now You're Starting to Scare Me
By: A
ok so i gotta say i kinda like this.....why dont these kind of photos make a comeback? HA!

Rated: Most Mortifying
By: bonsai
It looks like a poodle died on your head. No, wait, you probably killed the poodle and put it there, and THAT'S why you're smiling! Cuz it can't be that you thought you were a stud muffin.


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